Okay, so I’ve been messing around with this “witchcraft words” thing, and let me tell you, it’s been a wild ride. I wanted to see if I could actually do anything with just words, you know, like in those fantasy books.
Getting Started
First, I had to figure out what I even wanted to accomplish. I mean, “witchcraft” is a pretty broad term. I decided to start small. My goal? Make my coffee taste better. Seriously. I’m tired of weak, watery coffee.
The Experiment Begins
So, I brewed a pot of coffee like usual. Then, I stood over it, feeling a little silly, and started saying things. At first, I just used regular words, like “Be strong, be bold, be delicious!” Nothing happened. The coffee just sat there, looking… well, like coffee.
Then I remembered something I read about needing to believe in what you’re saying. So, I tried again. This time, I closed my eyes, pictured the perfect cup of coffee, and spoke with more… intention. I said stuff like “Awaken the rich flavors, release the hidden depths, become the perfect brew!”

Still nothing visible happened. But I swear, when I poured a cup and took a sip, it tasted… different. Richer, somehow. Maybe it was just my imagination, but it definitely wasn’t as watery as usual.
Tweaking and Trying Again
I spent the next few days trying different phrases and “incantations.” Some were totally made up, others were inspired by things I found online about the history of words or the magic of herbs.
I used:

- “From bean to brew, transform anew!”
- “Dark and strong, where you belong!”
- “With every drop, a magic shop!”
I even tried whispering to the coffee beans before grinding them, telling them they were going to be amazing.
The Results?
Honestly, I don’t know if I actually did anything magical. But here’s the thing: my coffee has been tasting better. Maybe it’s the power of suggestion. Maybe I’m paying more attention to the brewing process now. Or maybe, just maybe, there’s something to this whole “witchcraft words” thing after all.

It’s probably a combination of things, I think. But the act of focusing my intention, of using words to try and influence the outcome… it changed something. Even if it’s just my perception, that’s still pretty cool. I’m definitely going to keep experimenting!