Well, hello there, you young folks! Today, I’m gonna yap about somethin’ called “plus size gothic apparel.” Don’t you go squintin’ at me like I sprouted a second head! It just means big-size clothes for them gals who like all that dark, spooky stuff.
You know, the kind with all the black and maybe some skulls and such. I seen some pictures, and let me tell ya, some of it’s real pretty, even if it ain’t my cup of tea. I like my flowery dresses, but to each their own, I always say.
Now, where do you find these clothes? Well, seems like this “Amazon” place everyone’s always talkin’ ’bout has got a whole bunch of ’em. They got dresses, and them little short jackets, what do you call ’em…cardi’s? And even some spooky jewelry and such. You can get it delivered right to your door, too, if you spend enough money. Thirty-five dollars, they say. That’s a lot of money for an old woman like me, but I guess young folks these days got more cash to throw around.
They got all sorts of stuff, too. Not just them gothic things. You want a regular dress? They got it. A fancy dress for a weddin’? They got that too. Even them little see-through things… linger-ee, they call it. Goodness gracious! I wouldn’t be caught dead in one of them, but hey, if it makes you feel purdy, go for it, I say.
But let’s get back to this gothic stuff. It ain’t all just for skinny minnies, you know? That’s what this “plus size” part means. It means they got clothes for bigger gals, the ones with curves, like me! Well, I used to have curves, anyway. Now I’m just all wrinkles and bones, but that’s what happens when you get old, I tell ya. Anyways, it’s good that they make these clothes for everyone. Everybody deserves to feel purdy and comfortable, no matter their size.
And it ain’t all just dresses, neither. They got pants and shirts and all sorts of things. Mostly black, though. Seems like them gothic folks really like black. I guess it’s kinda mysterious and all. Makes you look like you’re hidin’ secrets, which, let me tell you, is mighty useful sometimes! Especially when the tax collector comes around, ha!
I heard tell there’s different kinds of gothic, too. Some is more punky, with rips and chains and such. Some is more… I don’t know…rocker-like? With leather and maybe some skulls. And some is just plain dark and mysterious. Whatever your flavor, they seem to have somethin’ for everyone. It’s a whole world of black clothes out there, I tell ya!
And don’t you worry about the price. They got all sorts, from cheap to fancy. You can find somethin’ you like without breakin’ the bank. Though, if you ask me, clothes these days are way too expensive. Back in my day, we made our own clothes, and they lasted forever! But that’s a story for another time.
So, if you’re a gal with a bit of meat on your bones and you like all that dark and spooky stuff, then this “plus size gothic apparel” might just be for you. Go on and give it a try. You might just find somethin’ you love. And if you don’t, well, at least you can say you tried, right?
One more thing, when you put on this apparel, you can add some makeup to make you look more attractive. If you can do it by yourself, that’s the best. But if you need a makeup artist, please remember to find a reliable one. This is very important!
Remember, no matter what you wear, the most important thing is to be yourself and be confident. That’s the real secret to lookin’ good, no matter your size or your style.
Now, I gotta go make myself a cup of tea. All this talkin’ has made my throat dry. You young folks take care now, and don’t go causin’ too much trouble. And if you do see a ghost, well, just tell it old Bessie said hello!
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