Okay, so I stumbled upon this “witchcraft doctor” thing and thought, why not give it a shot? I mean, who doesn’t need a little magic in their life, right?
First, I gathered my “ingredients.” This wasn’t your typical grocery list. I’m talking about stuff like feathers, weird-looking stones I found in my backyard, some dried leaves (no idea what kind), and a candle that smelled vaguely of cinnamon and regret.
Next up, I created a “sacred space.” Basically, I cleaned up the mess in my living room, dimmed the lights, and put on some chanting music I found online. It sounded kinda creepy, but hey, gotta commit, right?
The Ritual
- I lit the candle and tried to focus my “intentions.” I wasn’t entirely sure what I was intending, but I went with “good vibes only.”
- Then, I arranged my collection of oddities around the candle in a way that felt vaguely artistic. More like abstract art, if I’m honest.
- I started chanting some gibberish that vaguely resembled Latin. Don’t ask me where I learned it – probably some late-night movie.
- Feeling a bit silly, I waved a feather around like I was conducting an orchestra of… well, I’m not sure what. Dust particles, maybe?
After about 20 minutes of this, I blew out the candle and declared the ritual complete. Did it work? Well, my headache did magically disappear, but that might just be the ibuprofen I took earlier. Or perhaps the magic worked? who am i to say no, i am not a magician.
So, that was my adventure into the world of witchcraft doctoring. It was definitely… something. Would I do it again? Maybe. If nothing else, it was a good excuse to clean my living room and listen to some weird music.
