Okay, so today I messed around with some stuff called “witchcraft tools.” I’d heard about them before, and I was curious, so I decided to give it a shot. Honestly, I didn’t really know what I was doing, but that’s half the fun, right?
Getting Started
First, I had to, like, find some tools. It’s not like you can just pop down to the local store and pick these things up. I did some digging online, found a few websites that seemed legit, and ordered a basic kit. It came with a few things:
- A small cauldron: It’s, like, tiny. Cute, but tiny.
- Some herbs: I have no idea what they are, but they smell interesting.
- A wand: It’s just a stick, really, but it looks cool.
- Candles: Different colors, I guess for different purposes?
- A little book: With some basic instructions and stuff.
The Experiment
I figured I’d start simple. The book had a little ritual for, I dunno, “manifesting good vibes” or something. So I set everything up. I put the cauldron on my table, lit the candles (the green one, apparently that’s for prosperity?), and sprinkled some of the herbs into the cauldron.
Then, I tried to wave the wand around and, like, focus my energy. I felt kinda silly, to be honest. I’m not sure what I was expecting, fireworks or something? But nothing really happened. I just sat there, waving a stick and thinking about… well, not much, really. I tried to think about wanting to be happy, or successful, or find the remote. Basic wants and desires.
Results?
Did it work? I have no idea. I don’t feel any different. Maybe I did it wrong. Maybe it takes time. Maybe it’s all just a bunch of hooey. But, you know what? It was kind of fun. It was different. It got me out of my usual routine, and that’s always a good thing.
I might try some other stuff from the book later. There’s a whole section on crystals, and that seems pretty harmless. Maybe I’ll try to charge a rock or something. Who knows? It’s all about exploring, right? And if I accidentally summon a demon, well, that’ll be a story for another day.
