Okay, so I’ve been messing around with this “Malleus Maleficarum” thing, also known as “The Hammer of Witchcraft.” It’s this super old book, written like, centuries ago, about how to find and, uh, “deal with” witches. I’m not saying I believe in any of this stuff, but the historical aspect is kinda fascinating. Let’s dive in and I’ll take some notes on how my research goes.
Getting Started
First things first, I gotta find a copy of this thing. Not the easiest thing to find. Of course there are lots of resources on the web.I eventually found a version I could deal with. It’s, like, really dense and old-timey language, so it’s slow going.
Diving into the Text
So, I’ve been plowing through the first part. It’s basically all about why witches are real, and why they’re mostly women (seriously, this book is super misogynistic). They go on and on about the Devil and pacts and all that. It’s wild to think people actually believed this stuff.
- Note 1: The authors (Heinrich Kramer and Jacob Sprenger, I think?) seem really obsessed with female sexuality. It’s pretty disturbing, honestly.
- Note 2: They keep quoting the Bible and other religious texts to justify their arguments. It’s like they’re twisting things to fit their narrative.
The “How-To” Section
The second part is where it gets really… practical. It’s all about how to identify a witch. They give all these “signs,” like having a mark on your body, or being able to float in water (the infamous “swimming test”). They also talk about how to interrogate suspects, and, well, it’s not pretty. Torture is basically recommended.

- Note 3: The “swimming test” is messed up. If you float, you’re a witch. If you sink, you’re innocent… but you might drown. Catch-22 much?
- Note 4: The descriptions of torture are graphic and really hard to read. It makes you realize how brutal this period of history was.
The Aftermath (My Thoughts)
I’m still working my way through the third part, which is about the actual trials and sentencing. It’s a lot of legal jargon, even for back then, I guess. But overall, this whole experience has been eye-opening.
It’s one thing to read about history in a textbook, but actually diving into a primary source like this is something else. It’s disturbing, and uncomfortable, but it really makes you think about how beliefs and fear can be manipulated. And, you know, how far we’ve come (hopefully) in terms of human rights.
It feels weird to say I “enjoyed” this, because it’s such a dark subject. But it’s definitely been a, uh, memorable learning experience. I recommend giving it a look if you are interested in this kind of stuff,but be prepared.
